Peace, Love and Griddle Cakes

I had never made griddle cakes before. Had never even seen one before I had one on my frying pan. Relax! I’m not a freak. I Google imaged it before I started. But still. I’m talking Real Life, people! I’d never seen one in RL. You remember real life, right? It’s that thing that exists outside…

‘It’s so fucking right, it hurts’ -TK

S’o let’s talk about the coconut cornmeal cake. Fuck it. Let’s Tarantino that shit. I’m gonna show you how it turned out first, and then we’re gonna go back to the start. Where it all began. With the cornmeal. I can’t lie to you. I had to make this bad boy twice. Not because I fucked it up the…

Size Does Matter

I followed the instructions and built a salad, AKA “Plant Nachos.” (“Plant Nachos” Who would’ve thought to call it that….Gotta love those Thugs.) It tasted good, but a salad is a salad, and not the most exciting thing in the world unless you pair it with one of the dope dressings that the Thugs have…

Grapefruits and Assholes

Did you ever notice that there are no recipes in the first Thug Kitchen cookbook with grapefruits? Yeah, me neither. (Till just now, when I thought I’d look it up.) It’s weird. Not a single grapefruit. Not-a-one. But don’t worry, I know EXACTLY what you’re thinking, and I was worried too at first. I was quite…

Happy Horny Hibiscuses

Okay, so maybe 11.30 at night when you’re feeling quite tired isn’t the best time to be writing a blog. But I was just sitting here taking stock. That’s right bitches. TAKING stock, not making it. So I feel like I’ve made loads of recipes already, but to keep track I wrote out a list of all the…

Burn baby, burn

I would apologise for the radio silence, but eating like a thug means never needing to apologise. Truth is, I’ve been staying at a house in the woods the last week and a half, with no wifi. #nowifi #firstworldproblems So I wanted to snack like a fucking king, and the Thugs had told me that I…