Putting the Whore back in Whore-d’oeuvres

Having cooked all 115 recipes from the first Thug Kitchen cookbook, I moved on to the others. I’m enjoying every minute of it, as I’m sure you can tell. Christmas is a batshit crazy time. Everybody knows it, yet no one really questions it. Everyone is on their ‘Best Behaviour’ during December because the so-called “Santa Claus”…

Sweet Potatoes, Fennel and Smack

Having cooked all 115 recipes from the first Thug Kitchen cookbook within a year I’ve decided to cook all the other recipes too. Just less hectically. In case you didn’t know the reason I named the blog ‘Nature’s Butter, Bitch’  you can see it here. It’s my all time favourite photo quote by Thug Kitchen from back when…

Guilt-free Potato Leek Cakes

Having cooked all the recipes from the first Thug Kitchen cookbook within a year I decided to move on to the other recipes. Today it’s book 2 Party Grub. Life is too short for guilt trippin’ over what we eat. The Thugs have got our backs once again with these baked, not fried, potato leek…

Passive Aggressive Polenta Scones

I’m back. Rest assured that in this short absence my flame for Thug Kitchen recipes has still been burning bright, despite a new work/life balance taking center stage for a while. I’ve kept the embers glowing here on the periph, and now I’m gonna start splashing kerosene all over the fuckers. Let’s burn through some excellent recipes shall we?…

Blackberry Mint Spiked Lemonade

Pumpkin Pie and candy? Why don’t you have some grown up fun this year and just get wasted on Halloween instead? Thug Kitchen’s got your back with the Blackberry Mint Spiked Lemonade on page 197 of the Party Grub cookbook. This Thug Kitchen cocktail is not just gonna get you there, but also it’s great if you’ve…

Cinnamon Apricot French Toast

Some mornings just deserve French toast. Not those asshole mornings where the universe is conspiring against you from the moment your eyes are forced open by your blaring alarm. Those mornings  deserve stale burnt toast with bitter coffee from an ugly chipped mug. Fuck those mornings. But those other mornings, those beautiful mornings where you feel happy…

Mujaddara

The challenge: to cook and blog all 115 recipes from the first Thug Kitchen cookbook ‘Eat Like You Give a Fuck’ in 365 days. I made the deadline by the skin of my teeth but now that I’ve had a taste, I can’t stop. So today we’re having Mujaddara from the ‘Fast as Fuck’ cookbook….

Don’t Take Any Shit From Spaghetti Squash

The challenge: To cook and blog about all 115 recipes from the 1st Thug Kitchen cookbook Eat Like You Give a Fuck, within a year. Did I accomplish my goal? You bet I did. Did I learn shit along the way? And did I fall even deeper in love with Thug Kitchen grub? Yes and hell yes….

Ginger Fizz

‘FUCK SCURVEY. Yell it loud. Frighten the neighbours.’ -Thug Kitchen. If I wasn’t in love with Thug Kitchen before, I certainly am now. I was at a friend’s house and I’d brought Bourbon, a bag of tangerines, Cards Against Humanity, and the promise of a good time. I don’t know about everybody else but I was certainly…

Fast as Fuck: Amber Waves

Ever had one of those days where all your shit is going wrong? Like really, really wrong. By the time you get home you’re exhausted. The fuck budget is really running low because you just have no more fucks to give. This drink is made for those days. Those days when you just wanna stick it to the…

Jap My Chae. Jap it Good.

Japchae. I hadn’t heard of this spectacularly tasty Korean Classic dish before. Awesome name, awesome taste. And so friggin’ fast to make. Which is what we like in my house. Especially on days where I misread other recipes that say crazy things like ‘leave to chill in fridge for 2 hours’ half way through the recipe….